The Adventures of Mr. Schneider: Issue #6
Mr. Schneider is the dummy that lives with the Monkees in their swingin’ ’60s pad. While the TV show documented the adventures of Mike, Micky, Peter, and Davy, did anyone ever wonder what Mr. Schneider might’ve gotten up to while the boys were out and about? “The Adventures of Mr. Schneider” at long last reveals the ginger dummy’s secret life.
This week, Mr. Schneider flaps his way over to Hammer Horror Studios in the UK. and gussies himself up for Christopher Lee’s Count Dracula in Dracula: Prince of Darkness. Try not to chip a fang while drawing blood, Drac — you’ll find that this victim’s throat isn’t quite as soft as Barbara Shelley’s.