The Adventures of Mr. Schneider: Issue #9
Mr. Schneider is the dummy that lives with the Monkees in their swingin’ ’60s pad. While the TV show documented the adventures of Mike, Micky, Peter, and Davy, did anyone ever wonder what Mr. Schneider might’ve gotten up to while the boys were out and about? “The Adventures of Mr. Schneider” at long last reveals the ginger dummy’s secret life.
Mr. Schneider boldly goes where no dummy has gone before this week, as he is dropped into The Arena to do battle with Gorn in this classic episode of Star Trek. Will his skills measure up to those of Captain James Tiberius Kirk’s? Is his knowledge of improvised explosives enough to take Gorn out? We can only hope. Live long and prosper, Mr. Schneider.