The Adventures of Mr. Schneider: Issue #15
Mr. Schneider is the dummy that lives with the Monkees in their swingin’ ’60s pad. While the TV show documented the adventures of Mike, Micky, Peter, and Davy, did anyone ever wonder what Mr. Schneider might’ve gotten up to while the boys were out and about? “The Adventures of Mr. Schneider” at long last reveals the ginger dummy’s secret life.
For the third week of December, Mr. Schneider slithers down into Whoville to steal Christmas, but in an unforeseen turn of events, his heart grows three sizes, and he saves Christmas instead! Now he loves Christmas so much that he himself carves the roast beast, flanked on either side by Cindy Lou Who and his faithful dog/reindeer Max. Mr. Schneider, you started out with garlic in your soul, but now you know that Christmas Day is in our grasp — so long as we have hands to clasp. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
