The Adventures of Mr. Schneider: Issue #13
Mr. Schneider is the dummy that lives with the Monkees in their swingin’ ’60s pad. While the TV show documented the adventures of Mike, Micky, Peter, and Davy, did anyone ever wonder what Mr. Schneider might’ve gotten up to while the boys were out and about? “The Adventures of Mr. Schneider” at long last reveals the ginger dummy’s secret life.
Mr. Schneider kicks off the Christmas season by zipping up to the North Pole for the Rankin & Bass holiday classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. He steps in as Hermey, the misfit elf who wants to fix teeth. He does have a pretty winning smile and a healthy set of chompers — what reindeer or elf wouldn’t want to go to him for a dental check-up?
Mary Regan is an actor, writer and artist living in NYC. She's appeared in several off-off Broadway productions, performed improvisation, sketch and solo comedy at Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, Magnet Theater and The PIT. She's written essays and drawn illustrations for the zine I Love Bad Movies, and writes and draws her own comic called Sainted which can be viewed along with other illustrations here.